Friday, March 28, 2008

Dukakis headed to Bosnia to rescue Hillary.

Former Presidential Candidate Mike Dukakis was spotted today, once again riding heroically atop his private tank, declaring that he was on his way "to free my friend Hillary from the Bosnian airstrip where she's pinned down by mortar fire."

When informed that the alleged incident never actually occurred, and that Clinton continues to hold her entrenched position in the family bunker, Dukakis replied, "Yeah, right, fool me once, shame on you..." and rode off, cackling in the wind.